Tell a story to one of your mates. Let that story circulate round ten other people before getting back to you. When the story gets back to you, will it be the same? No. Now you understand the concept of religion.展开全文 原微博
My girlfriend and I were having sex the other day when she looked at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies." So I fucked her in the ass, pulled out, and came all over her face and hair.展开全文 原微博
Paulo Henrique dos Santos, a pool attendant from Brazil, wanted so much to impersonate the Incredible Hulk for a local running event that he painted himself with green industrial paint, later found out the paint won’t come off no matter how hard he scrubbed.🔗 网页链接展开全文 原微博
Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML展开全文 原微博
I was shocked when I walked in on David Beckham having sex in the missionary position with Victoria. I never realised he was good between the sticks.展开全文 原微博
