Mother's Day, I am a mother-fucker. I fucked kid's mom exceptionally well. She again gave me the best compliment afterward. "Best dick I've ever had" - "only to handle your monster pussy". Happy Mother's Day :D展开全文 原微博
You know sometimes I was in the store serving customers...some smoking hot chick walking in with the goddamn booty that even buddha would meditate on...I just can't believe it...uh-ah, I can't! I can't believe the fact god didn't create something like that right on my dick..展开全文 原微博
There are things that I wanna say yet haven't got chance to say - "Suck my dick, governor!" - "Lady, I just love staring your big tities and round booty with no reason" - "You mathafuka, get the fuck out of my store" - "I fucked your mom in the ass, however you still got born"展开全文 原微博
