😝 //@谷大白话： You shanghaied me more, and smiled like a whore. You love the tenant. I love the landlord~//@纳兰性急: You shanghaied me, and passed by with a smile. //@谷大白话: to force someone to do something or go somewhere:展开全文
fish can swim / but they can't do doggy style / I can(via Kim Jong-un)//@江烈农: fish can swim / but they can't do freestyle / I can (via Morgan Freeman) //@江烈农: fish can swim / but they can't do backstroke / I can (via Mao Tse-tung)展开全文 原微博
