This is a giant cucumber that we found hanging from a tree on the side of the road. I tried it and it was disgusting so I threw it in my roommate's hot tub.展开全文
"I used to say I never met a girl like you before.. Still ain’t got a clue as to who you truly are ." - “Spend Some Time ft. Obie Trice, Stat Quo & 50 Cent" by Eminem 展开全文 原微博
I'm so glad that I met someone whom i can really put my trust on.Maybe Adam was right,matureness is indeed in direct proportion to the age.Ha,thats why i insist in chilling with old gals.And by gals,i mean spinsters.Lol展开全文
That embarrassing moment when u were looking for a bathroom,opened a door only to find a girl masturbating with a dildo&she was like gtfo&u were like sorry,shut the door and left.This thing actually happened on me!Perry would say'u need a help?'if it was him展开全文 原微博
When you take a closer look there’s actually quite a bit going on in this rig. The combination of bottle green, chocolate brown,sky blue&creme;the silver collar pin on a rounded point collar;a hint of red in the pocket square.That doesn’t even address the contrast in textures.展开全文
Foie gras, to put it simply, is traditionally meat from a goose or duck that has been forcibly fed (like so) which leads to a gigantic, fatty bird.展开全文
Never fell for a foreigner b4 until I met Taylor……She's the type of girl u would take a bright shine to the first time when u met her……Bright smile,ultramarine pupil……And her teeth look like they're even bigger than her boobs!Lol,that was too much overstated展开全文 原微博
Thử lòng đàn bà khi đàn ông k có j cả,thử lòng đàn ông khi họ đang có tất cả...những thứ đẹp chưa chắc đã tốt,những thứ tốt chưa chắc đã đẹp.bởi vậy ng có tiền thường dùng tiền để mua những thứ đẹp để sử dụng vài lần rồi展开全文 原微博
i hate ppl talking loudly in self-study room w\\ thinking abt how the other person sitting right beside them trying hardly to concentrate himself on the textbook feels!sometimes i just want to put up my middle finger&shout out loudly to let then talk outside…but its not good展开全文 原微博
