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    To the kid who stole my ideas and announced to the world. You have not one single fucking idea in your head that's not yours. Including all the shit you stole from my laptop and claim that its yours.
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    Dude look like a lady - Aerosmith. @T_Plus what do you call this effect? Fine from behind then front is ugly?查看全文>>
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    When I go on trains I look at other people looking at their phones and laugh查看全文>>
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    I'm going to invent X-Ray glasses that filter out make up eyelashes and big contact lenses for girls

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    I got to where I am building my name, fame on my own abilities. I'm confident even though I may get there slower by myself, I'll eventually get there. I just don't like someone who has achieved nothing, invested nothing into my business and use my name to take a piece of my pie.
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    If you think your life is tough or working in a shit job in a comfy office with steady pay isn't great? Look at this dude and think twice. You are living in paradise and don't even know or appreciate it. I wanna get this guy a beer and cigarettes.
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    Uratz Studios is looking for Moldmakers and Fiberglass casters. Minimal experience required but most important willing to learn and have interest on making Props! Contact me for more details. You get free lunch everyday and we will pay!
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    3 Fatty Acids and Glycerol. fat has a lot of air in it and is less dense than muscle fibers. Still remember from my biology class!
    【励志贴】五磅脂肪和五磅肌肉!姑娘们,中午要吃什么,自己看着办吧!
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    Based on a new study, hot temperatures tend to drive people temper crazy. Scientists like me recommend looking at this picture when you want to rip someone's head off or wanting to destroy property. Print it out and post in your cubicle.
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    Kawaii Avengers
    幼年复联成员! (via 肉便器)
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    Today i found a stray cat got run over & brought him to the pet hospital.His wounds are more than 1 day old and starting to rot & smell.I decided to euthanize him and hope he reincarnate as a new animal next year. Good bye little buddy i will miss seeing you in my compound.
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    I just love the way indian actors say Richard Parker in 2 different movies. Its fucked up that its the same name
    谁来告诉我这个印度大叔的选角是怎么回事……故意的嘛…………(图来自豆瓣,下图是超凡蜘蛛侠的剧照,理查德·帕克是小蜘蛛的亲爹……一盘很大的棋?)
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    Technology is a fucking lie. They told me with each upgrade it would work faster and better. Instead its slower, malfunctions and crashes. The worse is I have to wait for another update to fix it. Fucking Bullshit!
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