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    Of all the 4 judges, 那英,汪峰 and 杨坤 were in pretty good cooperative harmony and therefore formed a clique out of the panel. Obviously,齐秦 in his debut on#中国好声音#, seemed to have not yet found his groove that he for many times interrupt 那英's word at wrong point.
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    Apparently the shot was aimed to demostrate 邓超‘s six packs. I hate this dandy guy because his sight must be able to well catch his dick even when it's going flaccid if he looks downwards.
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    Master-Oogway

    My auntie is going home tomorrow so my mother summoned a family gathering at a resturant in close proximity to my home and picked up the bill. She ordered a number of 硬菜 which was rare in her prudent life.
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    Jackie Chan (成龙)sneaked his way from behind to 宋祖英, bending over and leisurely pressing his wrinkled face against 宋's. But the whole scenario has been captured by a damn but more sneaky paparazzi, which caused a frenzy around Chinese cyberspace. Thank
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    Why? Under-educated people love football game that even in the office, they still watch online live games, which is what the gorilla guy is doing. Disgusting.
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    #中国好声音# Sorry 塔斯恩, but Show Biz prefers young chaps.Although 塔斯肯's voice & skill were mature, but the medium contingent finally gave their votes to the short mushroom with an oversized glasses on his face.Again,I don't like his image or outfit,but I had no say in that.
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    The chicken girl looks completely sleepy that she burried her face in her arms and bent over on her desk, half dozing....
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    #中国好声音# It just occoured to me that 姚贝娜, to quite large extent, looked like a Japanese AV actress. I mean one of those starring in porn stuffs. Was it because of thisl that caused he out? She's no negative news, and she has a great face and nice figure. Why?
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    #中国好声音# 赵晗 has no 那英 background, so even before the competition began, his fate had been doomed. On the other hand, 侯磊 is a 那英-based contestant who once wrote a song collected in one of 那英's album - 那又如何. Among the three, 赵晗 stands out.
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    #中国好声音# Will the duo end up some kind of relationship? Mushroom head 李琦's voice was amazing but his image sucks. His hair style looks like a shit ball.
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    #中国好声音# I am supposed to give my vote to my peer, 刘彩星, but I won't. I don't know why. Maybe I dislike guitar singers. In my humble, conservative and perhaps outdated opinion, guitar singers were highschool hooligans.
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    #中国好声音# This joker duo was really a joke. I don't like their appearances at all, much less what they sang.
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    I found several pieces of woman's underwears, such as bra and T-back, in my brother-in-law's bed. If he hadn't been held in hospital by force, I guess with those stuffs and hundreds of porn CDs he stored, he would commit some sexual assaults against girls.
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    【厄瓜多尔】放弃美贸易优惠,避免在斯诺登事件上屈从压力。>>> 国虽小,但令人尊敬!
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    【邀功 | 请功】一刑警朋友说,越是罪大恶极的凶犯,被捕后往往越是愿意给自己揽罪,因为认罪越多,核实案情的时间就越长,其罪恶生命也能多续时日。但如此案,不仅凶犯自己以揽罪来邀功,且有北大教授为之请功的,亘古未见!//@贺卫方: 至少后一起案件的供述揭示了一起巨大冤屈,我认为属于重大立功。
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    My brain-damaged bro-in-law gets a relief of about 1000 Yuan every month, courtesy of the government. With this despicable situation, he still wants more from others as if it is his right. I don't know if he was aware of it or not.
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    Generally speaking, a client who comes to do a C-E translation business rarely speaks English, but a client who comes to do an E-C translation business often has some English background. So the latter always keeps picky on translation while the former doesn't.
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    DPRK needs more tests to improve their rocket technology. I think China should give them a hand if Kim Jong En, in turn, gives China his word of honor to be more obedient to China in the way Japan sucks up to the U.S.
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    China isn't worried so much inwardly about the U.S. who has no plan to commit an ethnic cleansing to Chinese people. However, Japs still nurse this evil project. So, while China seems to be dealing with crisis on Korean peninsula, but Chinese gov has been keeping an eye on Japan.
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    Sitting at the table, I didn't give a damn about what the big brother and my bro-in-law was talking about, just being very self-absorbed observing the psycho. I found he turned out to be fat guy. And his big head seemed to be placed directly on his torso - where's his neck?
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    Today is an anniversary. My mo-in-law passed away last year today. My God-damned bro-in-alw today is consumed with sleep again exactly as what he was like a year earlier. So he texted to bow out the ceremony to be held before his mother's grave this afternoon.
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    Ya. I agree. Cut his dick off and let him go.
    是谁害了天一?是万恶的美帝!4岁就是申奥大使的天一去美帝读高中以前,品学优秀,得奖无数,爱党爱国爱人民。可自从留学回来,一下变成了邪恶的化身,这不能怨他,要恨恨美帝。所以,对于轮奸案,不要处理太狠,没收作案工具就行了,你们说呢?
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    A married woman made a pass at me via qq.She was the one who asserted the '69' contained in my email suggested a "69-style" sex position. Today she asked me to call her "小答应" (as in 甄嬛传) & after I used the word, she immediately asked me to promote her to top level, Empress.
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    India's democrac, based on racism, always cracks me up.
    卡梅伦:英国希望成为印度的首选合作伙伴http://t.cn/zYoi78M美、俄、英争相傍印度
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    Last Saturday I went watching the movie - "007: Skyfall ", which is a crappy shit. No drama, no plot, no thread and even no sex (maybe was cut out by China censorship agency). Cannot get my money's worth (40 Yuan) back.
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    罗志祥's Hongkong leg of Dancing and Singing Tour kicked off at 红磡体育馆, with 周慧敏 as his special guest. According to 罗, 周 was his idol when he was a high school student. He blushed shyly when 周 gave him a big hug. Guess he sensed her breasts and she, his dick.
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    I thought he would have a three-in-one meal,but he just had a modest amount of food before taking his tough shit.
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    Master-Oogway

    Lady Gaga split her pants onstage............ Actually this is not novelty anymore. We all have seen her pussy before, no?
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    Most of its employees are from the other cities (湖南 province for example, hometown of the boss), migrant workers to be exact, which SUCKS TOO BAD. I find no common ground with them. I love the idea of xenophobia. Ironically, they hold xenophobic attitude against our Beijingers.
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    Master-Oogway

    I'll give my best wishes to you , your rocket and your nuclear project. Good luck to you.
    平壤卫星控制综合指挥所,拥有能够圆满进行卫星发射和控制卫星所需的一切设备,针对本月的发射,朝鲜科学家们已经做好发射成功的准备。
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