【英语小笑话】Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: You must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.展开全文 原微博
#热词英解#------亮瞎你的钛合金X眼:Blind your titanium alloy dog eyes。 Oh,my eyes!My eyes![bm中枪]------十动然拒:She was deeply moved but still rejected him-----说闹觉余:While the other people are having a good time talking and frolicking, i feel myself an unwelcome outsider.展开全文 原微博
来自微信上一位同学：Me: I found there are 100 packs of Durex in my taobao shopping card. You have any idea what happened? Mydog: Oh...I meant to get 10 packs for myself the other day, but you know, I have fat fingers. Me: You really should work for Everbright.展开全文 原微博
Ohmy fucking god facebook .!!Because of I want to have a lot friends form fb rite?So what a fuck is your attitude !!!!Why should I have been blocked form send friend requests ?My fb will kill me !You just piss me off "Mad Dog" You are so son of the bitch展开全文
#英语开怀乐#LUCY: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!IKA: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! LUCY: It's no use, my little dog can't read.露西：哦，亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！衣卡：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！露西：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”展开全文
Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!B rown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 布朗：哦，亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！ 史密斯：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！ 布朗：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字展开全文
