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Ask：where is ur honey tail？Me：I don't knowQAQ!! I have sent her many mails but haven't gotten any replies yet!!! @naughty毛有suchfun baby are u finding boyfriend?! Give me a massage if u see mine asapQAQ!! 展开全文#英国人对Holmes是真爱#今天戴着侦探帽去的伦敦，一路上无数注目礼微笑礼，在买咖啡的时候店员看了我一眼然后问：Sherlock Holmes？我：Er...Yes... 店员：OH！Have case today？我：oh yes！店员在我边上看了一圈：Where is your doctor？ 我：...... John is buying milk for me. 周围人大笑... 展开全文转发 1评论 0 原微博