昨天老表你好嘢笑死我 了，一个叫李奥纳多的海归归港泡洋妞，问人家有没有听过english poem，然后举杯吟诵：Old McDonald had a farm,London Bridge is falling down,Twinkle twinkle little star....哈哈哈哈展开全文 原微博
I hav serious issues with my parents but who really dosen't.Well they rare communicated with me growing up.And they wanna talk about intimate questions like"a saw you holding a rose" and"any way you could find a boy?"I'm not trying to demonstrate anything but it makes wanna puke展开全文 原微博
1块纸币全给strippers了,结果今天早上做公车没零钱了。上车直接5块塞进去，司机一把抓住我的手说dont do that！我说可是我没零钱。他说没问题.于是乎我就白坐了...倒车他不知道以为给我帮倒忙了（美国司机根本不知道他开的bus的站有哪些）于是给了我一张车票（买一张票，走遍全公共交通系统包括轻轨）展开全文 原微博
