My personality is white, which means I'm a peace keeper, my goal in life is to make sure everyone is pleased. Take a look at what jobs attract me - FBI agent. This is 100% true.展开全文
Uncle John said Kim Jong un needs a spank. He's a brat and his parents shoulda spanked him when he's little. If he travels to N.K, the first thing he'd do is to spank that fat guy. I was like...ok, but the first thing those Koreans do is to take you US passport when you land.展开全文 原微博
熊童鞋问我中国飞机飞跃钓鱼岛上空我做何感想。我说Right or wrong, I'm happy at least they have the guts to do it. 熊童鞋说我被brainwash了，怎么样才能unwash me. 我说交个日本朋友吧。结果晚上我们在Netflix上看了＂南京!南京!"。熊问我观后感，我说This is how I was brainwashed.展开全文 原微博
I'm not bragging nor being picky, but one thing I don't understand is that our supervisor bought us a whole sack of donuts every Monday...I mean EVERY MONDAY. Perhaps he believes with a little sugar rush in our blood, this operation can do a better job. 展开全文 原微博
